This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet
The guy who made this went to my high school
me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
AND AFTER ALL YOU’RE MY
im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice
I’m not even a choice
"when i say ‘hey’ you say ‘ho’
'hey!' 'ho!' 'hey!' 'ho!'
that’s basically how hitler rose to power” [x]
queerly beloved, we are gathered here to gay
grandma going to hell